Hair Artists, Please Work Together

It seems like SOME people just aren’t aware that Over-Botch is a team game. Selfish, career-focused potato people who can’t make it in real life, so they focus all their efforts into making people miserable online. Innocent people, just like me.

And I’ll admit, I’ve failed at hairdressing in real life, so I wanted to see how I’d go with it in a virtual setting. I’m training my mind, but these people are determined to drag me down to their level.

My applications to the best hair salon Melbourne fashionistas recommend didn’t really work out- turns out you need to be pretty good with your hands, and running with scissors is apparently frowned upon- so when they added it as a career option in patch 9.9 of Over-Botch, I was over the moon. Now is my chance to revive my hairdressing career, in virtual form! Set up a hair salon in St James Place- virtual St James Place, that is- and maybe this one won’t be a failure.

Problem is, the people I hired haven’t learned from their mistakes like I have. They’re all in it for the ‘fun’ of it, and they’re not treating it seriously in a way that I think they should. I mean…when did video games become something you do for fun? I’m trying to run a reputable hairdressing establishment here, and I keep having to hire new people because it’s ‘not real life’ and ‘virtual complaints don’t mean anything’.

Great. Guess I have to find people who are try-hards like me and give it a proper go. Or I guess I could just get my honorary Over-Botch degree and get out of there, so I can give real life hairdressing another go. You know…have a walk around the Melbourne CBD, find a hair salon, see if they’re hiring. I promise to work hard, and I have hours and hours of gameplay footage to prove it.

-Aveda