Note to self. Don't sneeze on the customers. Don't sneeze on the customers. DO NOT sneeze on the customers. I'm not gonna make it. I made it to my Read More
Secretly, I've always kinda wanted to live in the desert. There are no people there, so it'd be a nice little bit of solitude. If I died then it'd be Read More
Is it legal to NOT have a will? I guess that’d be one of the things that would be difficult to prosecute. Someone dies, they haven’t stated what Read More
The best garden is a garden that does not exist. That's right: give me a twentieth-floor apartment any day, where all I have to deal with is pot Read More
It seems like SOME people just aren't aware that Over-Botch is a team game. Selfish, career-focused potato people who can't make it in real life, so Read More
FINALLY booked myself another gig. This one is at another cafe, totally on the opposite side of town, and even better than that snooty place I was at Read More
This is it; this is what will kill me. It's been a good run. I've been alive for two wonderful decades. But the hay fever...its power is great, and I Read More
It’s Easter, and I think we all know that Easter is a time for new life. New beginnings. New…kitchens, dare I say, oh I DARE say. I tried this Read More